We all know how funny birthday quotes can be. Most of them concern how you lose your memory, and are getting over the hill. You usually hear these quotes being used when someone is celebrating a milestone birthday, say 40 or 50. During these special occasions funny birthday quotes are used to give the person a hard time and lighten the mood.

Another common place where you can find funny birthday quotes is in birthday cards. Card makers know that if they make their cards funny then more people will by them, so they really work hard to make them as hilarious as possible. There is no better feeling than hearing everyone in the room laugh at the card you bought, and more often than not those that contain funny birthday quotes are a hit.

If you are looking for funny birthday quotes to tell your friends, or to use in a unique original card, search through are site and you will be amazed at how easy they are to find.

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Getting Older

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
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Age 15

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
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My Back!

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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A Women's Age

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Men Like A Fine Wine?

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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