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Wretched Womb

Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
— Stewie Griffin
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Young Memory

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
— Mark Twain
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Alternative To Old Age

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
— Maurice Chevalier
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Age Is A Number

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
— Anonymous
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The Common Birthday

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
— John Glenn
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Age And Immaurity

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
— John P. Grier
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Age Is A Penalty

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
— Anthony Powell
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Men Like A Fine Wine?

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
— C.E.M. Joad
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A Women's Age

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
— Robert Frost
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My Back!

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
— Phyllis Diller
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