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How Funny!

Aha ha ha. Oh, gosh that's funny. That's really funny. Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And yet, you have taken that and used it out of context, to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. Mmm, that's so fresh too. Any titanic jokes you want to throw at me while we're hitting these at the height of their popularity? Hmm? Cause... I'm here. God you're SO funny.
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Life and Death

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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Happiness & Hell

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
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Ethics of Advertising

What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.
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Advertising

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
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America

America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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