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Jack In The Box
Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.
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Stewie Griffin
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Creation
What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.
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Albert Einstein
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Money & Intelligence
Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary.
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Julius Rosenwald
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