Belief

If you don't put 'Coach' back on the air i'll be really upset. the skillful acting of Craig T. Nelson will be missed a lot. Signed Peter Griffin.

I love God. He's so deliciously evil.

What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.

You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood.

A professional is someone who can do his best work when he doesn't feel like it.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it

A cult is a religion with no political power.

To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself.