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I Can't Stop Yelling

(As Samuel L. Jackson) No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? 'Juice', that was a good one! Deep Blue Sea! They ate me! A mother fucking sharke ate me! Drink up, bitch!
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HBO

It's not HBO. It's regular ass TV.
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White Friends

You'll be walking down the street and you'll see a bunch of black dudes walking, not just any old black dudes, we're talking 'thugs'. And in the group, they got one, or two, sometimes as many as three white guys with them, you ever seen that shit? Well let me tell you something about those white guys. Those white guys are the most dangerous motherfuckers in them groups. it's true, man. there's no telling what kind of crazy shit they've done to get them black dudes respect, but i'll tell you they've done some wild shit.
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White Boy

Hey, it's white boy, ok who ordered the pizza. Hey white boy find the square root of this room.
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Nelly

I'll put a band-aid on your face and make you my Nelly.
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R. Kelly

R. Kelly was pissed. No punchline to that. Nigga was pissed. He was all, "How could you go and make a video about peeing on someone?" Nigga, how could YOU go making a video about peeing on somebody?
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Rick James

I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherfuckers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.
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Smoking Weed

Hey hey hey hey. Smoke weed every day.
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Old People

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you!
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Interracial Friendships

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it
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