Common Sense

"Passion of the Christ." I tell you Brian - I can't believe that this guy's just lying there taking it. If it was me I would have done something...

You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just a big bag of blood.

Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.