Fame

By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californiay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.

Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me?

(As Tiger Woods) I always wanted to say this... fa-shizzle.

I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherfuckers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch.

You get this real distorted image of what's actually happening when you're a celebrity. It's like a fun house mirror. I don't really have a connection with that. Here, I'm walking down the street, I'm their neighbor. I'm Dave.

Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.