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Wretched Womb

Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
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DMV

I had to go to the DMV. Or as I like to call it, "Satan's Asshole".
Dane Cook
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Life and Death

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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Happiness & Hell

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
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