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Age | Creation | Destruction | 11 others

Wretched Womb

Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.

— Stewie Griffin

Celebrity / Comedian | Comedy | Dane Cook | 2 others

DMV

I had to go to the DMV. Or as I like to call it, "Satan's Asshole".

— Dane Cook

Apathy | Change | Death | 8 others

Life and Death

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

— Isaac Asimov

Apathy | Comedy | Happiness | 3 others

Happiness & Hell

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

— George Bernard Shaw