Money

Beat my dick like it owes me money.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a rich widow.

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.

What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.

Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness, and both of discontent.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.