Observation

Why is it that nobody understands me and everybody likes me?

When you come to the end of all the light you know, and it's time to step into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing that one of two things shall happen: Either you will be given something solid to stand on or you will be taught to fly.

We are gonna have tons and tons of oppotunities to meet gorgeous ladies that so aroused at the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God.