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Wretched Womb

Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.

— Stewie Griffin

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Son From The Future

I just want to run up and slap my dad's ass and run off screaming, "I'm your son from the future.! Ahh! I'm your son. From the future!"

— Dane Cook