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Make Me A Child Star
By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californiay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.
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Stewie Griffin
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Vette
"Fun fact for ya: First car I ever got head in? 'Vette. It was old and beat-up - the worst condition `Vette I've ever seen. Someone should have been punished for treating it like that. I was seventeen. It was behind a supermarket. Real classy."
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Dane Cook
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