After watching The Family Guy don't you wish you could remember all those funny Stewie Griffin quotes from each episode? That little guy has some of the greatest monologues and one liners on television. Stewie Griffin quotes are hilarious not only because of the crazy things he says but they way in which he says them. He is so sarcastic!
How many talking babies have you heard of that are consumed by thoughts of world domination and killing their mother? The only one we know of is the one and only Stewie Griffin. Each week, he's trying to kill off Lois, arguing with Brian, and dealing with his newly discovered homosexual tendencies. Every one of these events produces some gut-busting Stewie Griffin quotes that you want to remember and repeat to your friends.
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Ability | Comedy | Family Guy | 3 others
Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!
Comedy | Family Guy | Humor | 2 others
Oh I know it hurts now Brian, but look at the bright side: you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know...the novel you've been workin' on? You know the the one, uh, you've been workin on for three years? You know the novel. Got somethin' new to write about now. You know? Maybe a, maybe a main character gets into a relationship and suffers a little heartbreak? Somethin' like what... what you've just been through? Draw from real life experience? Little, little heartbreak? You know? Work it into the story? Make the characters a little more three dimensional? Little, uh, richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages really keep the reader guessing what's going to happen? Some twists and turns? A little epilogue? Everybody learns that the hero's journey isn't always a happy one? Oh, I look forward to reading it.
Comedy | Family Guy | Humor | 3 others
It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?
Comedy | Family Guy | Humor | 2 others
I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
Comedy | Family Guy | Humor | 2 others
You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that.