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We have compiled all those great Wedding Crashers quotes for you. You can browse through them whenever you like. Part of the reason Wedding Crashers quotes are so popular and hilarious is because of the actors involved. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn are two of the funniest actors in the business and have great chemistry in the movies they appear in together.

The great thing about Wedding Crashers quotes is that they arise from the banter between these two actors. Each one of them has their own style and they mesh so well with each other. If you are having a bad day and want something funny to cheer you up take a look at all of our Wedding Crashers quotes. They can brighten your day and bring a smile to your face.

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Soft Mattress

Soft mattress? Maybe, or it could have been the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show. I had my sock, the one that I walked around in all day, played football, sweated in, stuffed in my mouth and duct taped in! I'm going to eat my breakfast over here. Don't talk to me.
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Prim and Proper

Yeah? Well, little miss prim and proper just eye-fucked the shit out of me.
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Hot Older Women

Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
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Hang Me Out To Dry

I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a bitch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!
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Lower Back Tattoo

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.